Let's see, on Saturday we have the Summer Music Fest in Mission Beach from 12 pm - 10 pm. Live music, booze, the Miss Mission Beach Contest and booze. www.ombac.org. $15 at the door.
On Sunday, North Park Main Street presents the North Park Festival for the Arts at University & 30th from 10 am - 6 pm. Free event w/ free parking at the 29th street garage. 3 stages for live music, juried artists, Ray Street art demonstrations, food court & intl. festival of beers (whatever the hell that is but I believe it involves booze, kids). http://www.northparkmainstreet.com/.
...I guess that's why we pay so much to live here.